Showing posts with label law adventures... Show all posts
Showing posts with label law adventures... Show all posts

Sunday, November 2, 2008

motorela crimes..

after doing damage to jeepneys, the motorela a.k.a. pedicab, is the next victim in line..

once, i had 4 pesos..barely a peso short to pay..had to scamper through my messy bag, sifting through every pocket in it..nothing except two 10 centavo coins..and so i had to bargain with the driver..good gracious old man ‘manong driver’ didn’t let me off..i was only two blocks away anyhow, i would have sprinted my way to school..just in the nick of time for recitation..

another instance, my purse was badly empty..i only had bills..a hundred i reached to the driver..negotiating if he’d enough change for it, he started murmuring and blabbing in utter annoyance..i was not spared from manong driver’s lecture that night..in fact, i had a dose of it.. then again, i sauntered my way out the cab..

such a shame i couldn’t spare this minute traditional local transpo from my mischief..mindlessness..irresponsibility..

the offenses are indeed cuddling up..but is non-payment of fare a crime?! go figure..

Friday, August 29, 2008

jeepney crimes!

manong, guilty po ako!

it wasnt twice or thrice that i actually missed paying for a jeepney ride. verdict: guilty beyond reasonable doubt! primary evidence: my testimony...this one right here...

i reckon one instance...couldn't hold my eyelids back...my eyes drooping badly...the next thing my senses could muster...i was walking along cocomall fiddling with the five peso coin...too late, the jeepney sped away...good for me, i saved myself five pesos then...nonetheless i feel guilty...apologies to the driver manong pasensya na po hehe

the second instance...i wasn't pseudodrunk this time...only iv no coins left in my purse...and my wallet..yes my wallet --- not empty i shouldnt lie about...iv a 500 peso bill in it...dont wanna create a fiasco inside the jeepney...lest wallow over some pieces of insult or sheer wisdom from the driver...i resorted to what i do best...that is, ignore! ignore the fact of my situation! and succumb to total oblivion...run run and run until you get away...but i didnt...instead i pretended...or say i acted which im actually good at hehe acted to the very core...stepped out of the jeepney graciously...sporting the look of a a commoner who just came off from work and bound for home (or maybe a kid who just came from school)...the konduktor ignored me in turn...and so i got away...then again...guilty of a crime! this time with clear intent to commit one though!

a criminal i am now:>